Dutch dating rules

Posted by / 16-Oct-2020 12:01

Indeed, I suggest to compliment him on his bold and daring use of primary colours and try not to stare at them for the rest of the evening.

Due to their love of money, you should not be insulted if at the end of a delightful evening at some nondescript brown cafe, when your date goes through the bill with the scrutiny of an American customs agent checking baggage for the presence of illegal substances.

Since the dawn of time, man has risked life and limb to hunt down its prey.

The lovely Jasmina Suljanovic, Olga Khristianovskayam (as Lady Gaga said to her backing dancer, that’s a mouthful) and Niamh Ni Bhroin have reached out to their Uncle Shallow Man for advice on how to capture that most exclusive, reclusive and elusive of prey, the Dutch male.

He was supposed to be meeting me in the reception area but wasn’t there.

When chasing their prey, a common mistake made by Expat women is to dress well.

In other words, not wearing jeans or old boots that look as if they’ve been handed down from mother to daughter to granddaughter.

Dutch men typically have their hair combed backwards in the style of the Lion King.

My advice is to not be surprised that most men have this hairstyle.

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The Dutchman’s love of money will make him check every item on the bill several times and then with the speed of a supercomputer calculate precisely how much your portion of the bill will be.“You had the White Wine that’s five euros, we had bitterballen to start, there were six but you had four which means that you need to pay 2.37.”If you wish to get into a Dutchman’s heart you need to accept that there are three of you in the relationship, him, you and his money which he will cling onto like a Gold Digger to a footballer.

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